May 2013
vixichi:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
Watch
kanyewesticle:
what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season
just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn:
officialalltimelow:
crowpse:
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
dimefox:
dimefox:
so i guess you could say
this statue has
a fly booty
i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
sheeppap:
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ITS LIKE
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
cliterallysame:
“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”
lookinforhotbf:
i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
500daysofsassy:
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
icouldntthinkofacleverurl:
The battery life on iPhones runs out faster than a virgin boy having sex for the first time
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
chiblogger:
chiblogger:
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
keithmoom:
i lost my virginity can i have yours
